When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Tim Tebow has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

When it rains in the swamp Tim Tebow doesn't get wet. The rain gets Tim Tebow'd.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Tim Tebow is worth 1 billion words.

Tim Tebow was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil.

Tim Tebow CAN believe it's not butter.

The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows.

On his birthday, Tim Tebow randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Tim Tebow picked up the city of New Orleans with his pinky, and drained it.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Tim Tebow pass.

Tim Tebow makes even Chuck Norris shit his pants.

Tim Tebow's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.

Tim Tebow smokes after sex. Not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes.

If tapped, a Tim Tebow rush could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Tim Tebow can divide by zero.

Tim Tebow has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Blood normally accounts for 13% of a person's total body weight... the other 87% of Tebow is badass.

Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600.

Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Tim Tebow doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Tim Tebow throws down!

Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Tim Tebow'

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tim Tebow lives in Florida.

Tim Tebow has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one.

It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Tim Tebow CAN touch MC Hammer.

Tim Tebow caught the road runner, then kicked Wil E. Coyote's ass for being a bitch.

Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Tebow is my hero

kirby freeman is my hero
tebow is a zero

he is the next steve young

LMAO u changed out Chuck Norris and added Tim Tebow

lame

Tebow =

Tebow = overrated leak made him better than he was he has no touch on short passes that I have seen when i watch any of his games

lol chuck norris jokes =()

tim tebow doesnt cut his lawn he dares it to grow!

lol so funny chuck norris jokes lmao

Robert Marve > Tim Tebow

Quote:

Florida's Mr. Football in 2006 and a member of the Parade All-America team...Pro-style quarterback who also can run...Has good mobility, a quick release and can throw on the run...Set Florida state single-season records in 2006, breaking Tim Tebow's marks for passing yards (4,380) and touchdowns (48), and broke a 31-year year old state record for completions (280)...Son of Eugene Marve, who was a linebacker for 12 years with the Buffalo Bills, San Diego Chargers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers...As a senior, completed 280 of 421 passes (66.5 percent), with just 13 interceptions...In the Class 4A state championship game, helped his team to victory with 30 completions in 46 attempts for 305 yard and three TDs...As a junior in 2005, passed for 1,813 yards and 14 touchdowns on 103 of 187 passing...He also rushed for 393 yards and three scores...Started for the first time as a sophomore, when he threw for 903 yards and seven TDs...Runs the 40-yard dash in 4.65 seconds...Rated the No. 8 quarterback in the nation and No. 20 on the Florida Top 100 by Rivals.com...Scout.com rated him the No. 14 quarterback, the No. 77 player in the nation and the No. 5 player on the Florida Hot 100...Rated the No. 11 quarterback by SuperPrep...Member of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution Super Southern 100...Ranked the No. 5 player in the state by the Orlando Sentinel, the No. 6 player by the St. Petersburg Times and the No. 14 player on the Tampa Tribune "Best of the South"...Chose Miami over Alabama...Coached by Robert Weiner.

http://hurricanesports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/marve_robert00.html

i heard about him ^ ^

we got 11 of the top 150 comin to the U

whats miami ranked?

we stole one of ya good D players from miami ...we'll do it again too lol

were gettin (so far) got lots more lol:
will hill
janoris jenkins
dee finley
earl okine
jeremy brown
chaz sutton


possibly darryl scott

the "U"niversity of Florida gonna wreck it next year!